Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Inexpensive Retro PC Gaming

     Did you ever wonder what happens to old computer games that disappear off the shelves? Unlike console games that continue their lives through the used game market, PC games tend to die off and become useless after one owner. Typically the only way to find these games is by stumbling upon them at garage sales, or thrift stores; that or downloading them once they become freeware. I recently found a much simpler way of finding many of my favorite games.
     Recently a friend pointed me to www.gog.com to purchase myself the Might & Magic Heroes Collection series which happened to be a huge part of gaming life in my school days. GoG currently offers 551 games, including several of which they give you for free. All of the games I have purchased and downloaded seemed to be updated to run easily on windows 7.
     Most recently I picked up a copy of every D&D game they had for under 20$. Now We Hate Bards is playing out some Neverwinter Nights 2, for which GoG has provided a list of servers and games that are still up. They also have great hits like Fallout and Fallout 2, System Shock 2, and many more. Go take a look and see what you can find, and don't forget to let us know what you older games you still play.

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Dead or Alive You're Coming With Me

If you have not heard all ready a Robocop reboot movie is in the works.  A new graphic novel is also in the works set to drop in August.  But all that does not compare to this:

Robocop statue

     That's right, what you're looking at is a 10 foot tall statue of Robocop to be cast in bronze and placed in my hometown of Detroit.  They used a kickstarter to fund the project a while back, and also check out the article they have put together at Slashfim.  I could not be more excited about this.

Thursday, March 21, 2013

YouTube Adventures and Time wasters


We all know that YouTube is a huge time suck.  You find one video, that leads to another, then another.  Next thing you know it’s 3am and you have to work in the morning.  Well, get ready to be tired at work tomorrow because I’m about to suck away a large chunk of your free time.

If you are a nerd (and, lets face it, if you’re reading this blog, you are) there are several web series you should be watching.  Some are informative, some are silly, all are entertaining.

Journey Quest has two seasons under it’s belt and is a must see for anyone who enjoys Terry Pratchet, D&D, or fantasy in general.  It follows a very dedicated fighter, a rather unfortunate cleric, an elven ranger, a cowardly wizard, an ambitious bard, a troupe of Orcs and various others.  It’s funny, entertaining, and highly quotable.

If you love Fallout, you will love Nuka Break.  Started as a one shot short it has now expanded into a two season webshow.  A vault dweller, a Ghoul and a wastelander are on a journey together.  Each has their own goal but they know you can’t survive in the waste alone.  It’s action packed and filled with great one liners.

If you don’t know who Wil Wheaton is you can just go ahead and leave right now, the rest of you know that he is a true nerd icon.  Wil loves tabletop games in all their forms.  Tabletop is a show where Wil Wheaton and an assortment of his friends play a tabletop game.  It not only shows how to play but shows actual gameplay and stratagy.  Extremely informative and it will make you want to buy more games and become Wil Wheaton’s friend.

The Guild follows a fictional MMORPG guild in the real world.  They become friends “IRL” and try to help each other navigate real world life. None of them seem to have their real lives nearly as together as their in game avatars do.

Gabe, Tycho, Wil Wheaton and Scott Kurtz play D&D with Kris Staub, of Wizards of the Coast, as the DM.  Most of the sessions are played in 4th edition but the most recent one is D&D Next.  If you are interested in learning about 4th edition or getting a sneak peak at Next these are very informative.  If you want to watch 4 very funny people play D&D in front of a room filled with other nerds you will be highly entertained.  The link will bring you to podcasts but you can watch the sessions on YouTube as well.

What do you think is a “can’t miss” video or video series for nerds on the web? Let us know in the comments!

Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Silly Concepts Like Bardic Immunity

Often times when someone in our group run's out of ideas for their current project, we look to the web to find other creative ideas to inspire us. One such gem is a very comedic approach to a fantasy RPG from the good folks over at JourneyQuest. Take a look at Episode 1 below and share one of our favorite web series. 


Thursday, February 21, 2013

Character and Settings

In some situations, it can take hours, or even days to plan a game with enough content that will hold the attention of your adventuring party. Well, your in luck! We've found a few online Generators that may help in the planning process.


  • First and one of our favorite random generators comes from Chaotic Shiny which is a great tool for creating the various forces that shape your story and drive your characters. 
  • To fill that world with characters use a character generator like Pathguy's.  Just take a look under the Fun section, this site has a bunch of goodies for character generation, and offers generators for nearly any system that are all really easy to use.
  • Finally to flesh out the world and fill it with those pesky minions, a random generator like Hail Scape's. This will keep the adventurers distracted with plenty of individuals to interact with or destroy as they see fit.
All of these and more are located in our Toolkit section. Be sure to bookmark it for all your future needs.



Monday, February 18, 2013

Review- Tomb of Horrors


System Used- Dungeons and Dragons 3.5
Module Length- 4-5 sessions
Challenge Rating- Exceptional Hard
Number of Players- 4-6 9th Level


Is the Tomb of Horror as bad as its reputation?  Those who have not heard of the Gary Gygax module that chewed through parties of adventurers should know that it is all true.  The Tomb of Horrors, an updated version played with Dungeons and Dragons 3.5, is a masterpiece of a bygone era.  The traps are deadly, the monsters are tough to beat, and the layout is confusing, but that just adds to the challenge of the module.  If you are thinking of playing this module, skip to the bottom link, Spoilers Ahead.  The basic back story is an ancient lich named Acererak has a tomb that is rumored to have an immense treasure hold.  So being a party of adventurers that could be motivated by greed for the money or goodness for the destruction of the lich you all venture out to the tomb.  The conclusion to this story is that most or all of the party is going to die. 
          The lethality rate is no exaggeration.  During my groups playthrough we lost an immense amount of characters.  There were more than what is listed but I'm going to give a few highlights:
·        Drang- Half Orc Barbarian, killed by a four armed stone gargoyle thing.
·        Erwin/Erwinnia- Human Paladin, changed sexes and alignment to Chaotic Evil.  Killed another party member, Cameron, and took off to sell fake maps to the tomb to future adventurers.
·        Voice- Pixie Rogue, killed once by a trapped green slime tapestries, killed again by having her soul sucked out by a lich-like construct
·        Necromancer(could not remember the name)- Killed by another party member who was mind controlled, Krag.
·        Cameron- Halfling Rogue, killed by Erwin/Erwinnia by slitting his throat in the night.
·        Gthork- Half Orc Barbarian, killed by having soul sucked out by lich-like construct
·        Blerty- Gnome Cleric, wanted to go home, made a wish on a cursed wishing stone, incinerated.
·        Kylsyne- Halfling Rogue- Soul sucked out by lich-like construct
·        Astra- Half Elf Cleric- Had alignment changed to Chaotic Evil, incinerated by cursed wishing stone
·        Celesta- Elf Druid- Soul sucked out by lich-like construct
·        Krag- Half Ogre Fighter, killed by Astra after he became dominated by a brain in a jar.
·        Uusteen- Mind Flayer Sorcerer, had alignment changed to Lawful Good, killed by being disintegrated by a false lich
·        Trev Rockbreaker- Dwarf Cleric, killed by having soul sucked out by lich-like construct.
 To be fair this module does exactly what it set out to do, create problems and ingenious traps that a party cannot hack and slash their way to victory.  This is a thinking-man’s module, but even then the answers are often only clear after some trial and error, and a few dead adventurers.

Who should play this module- Veteran D&D players, old school Save or Die 2nd edition players, and players who need a good humbling.

Who should not play this module- New players to RPGs or Dungeons and Dragons in general, players who love the style and feel of 4th edition D&D.

Overall, the module rates as 3 out of 5 Dead Bards - The module is a classic on Gygax masochism and does not play well with all groups, but it is recommended to run through this at least once.  Your character may not live, but that is the point.

 You can download the module for free HERE from wizards.



Holy Snap It's a Post

Well if you accidentally stumbled upon this site, and now you are terribly confused as to whats going on, or do your friends constantly ask you why you arn't going out on Saturday night and you would much rather hang out in your friends basement, then send them to this link where Wizard explains D&D for you.